I’m supposed to be posting Sheila Magpaye’s story now but I don’t want to undermine and compromise its chances to land in one of the major dailies so I opt to be a little subdued and instead respond to this demanding tag, the blog’s version of the chain letter and slum book.

Sorry Baluticious…you’ll get to read Sheila's story soon. Swear my ass on it. Neways, I thank jhed for the tag.

HOW OFTEN DO YOU BLOG?
I blog whenever I have the time to do it. And I blog about just anything—the dead giant rat’s indecent display of entrails and blood-stained brain pieces; cogon grasses; gloria macapagal-arroyo (in lower cases); Athan; my floppy disks and stuff.

Sometimes, I blog even without anything ready to say. Things just pop up and emotions and drama come next.

ONLINE ALIAS:
Bananas

WHAT DO YOU DO MOST OFTEN WHEN YOU ARE BORED?
Drink water. Imagine the forest. And read. And write. And drink coffee. And burn my lungs.

WHEN BATHING, WHICH DO YOU WASH FIRST?
Fingers. Testing the waters first.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN AWAKE FOR 48 HOURS STRAIGHT?
Almost. While I love to sleep, sometimes I torture myself by drowning myself in anything that makes me awake. Oh please…no drugs eh…

WHAT COLOR LOOKS BEST ON YOU?
I don’t know. I don’t care about suitability.

WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?
San Mig Light. Red Horse.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN HEAVEN AND HELL AS A REAL PLACE THAT EACH OF US WILL GO TO AFTER DEATH?
I don't even believe in god (lower case deliberate again).

DO YOU FIND THAT YOU HAVE MORE ONLINE FRIENDS THAN OFFLINE FRIENDS?
No.

WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE SUBJECTS IN SCHOOL?Ethics.
Journalism. Writing for radio. Cultures of Mindanao.

ARE YOU A PERFECTIONIST?
Never.

DO YOU SPEND MORE THAN YOU CAN AFFORD?
No except time. Procrastinator here.

IS IT BETTER TO HAVE LOVED AND LOST THAT NEVER TO HAVE LOVED BEFORE?
Exactly. At the end of the day, a person’s gravest regret would not be about the things that he or she has done but rather those that he or she has failed to do—for being a sheer stupid or for the stupidity of not having the balls.

DO YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF CREATIVE?
Very.

DO YOU GIVE YOURSELF THE CREDIT YOU DESERVE?
Always.

DO YOU DONATE TIME OR MONEY TO CHARITIES?
Yep.

HAVE YOU RECENTLY DONE SOMETHING YOURSELF THATT YOU'VE BEEN CRITIZED OTHERS FOR DOING?
Yeah. Smoking the poison when I am against poisoning.


WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND RIGHT NOW?
Sleep. I want to fucking sleep.



Say one nice thing about the person who tagged you and the five people that you are going to tag:

jhed is open but I don’t know if he’s out. No. I am not saying that he’s gay.

las tres estrellas are the bitches whose second names are bitches, bitches, and bitches.

garytarugo is a big-dicked blogger. At least the picture says.

tin is sweet and yeah, pretty.

utakgagu is the making of an excellent writer.

bridget is a man.

4 comments:

Jhed said...

Hey! Thanks for doing the tag. Really appreciate it. :P

tin-tin said...

should i thank you for tagging me? hehehe. i'll do it at the end of the week siguro. i'm finishing a post kse and after you read it, i don't know if you'll still consider me sweet :)

Anonymous said...

HOW OFTEN DO YOU BLOG?
-> everyday( GRRRR ) top 2 reason ngano sige me away ! , spent more time sa iyang blog kaysa ako ! hmmmmmp,


ONLINE ALIAS:
-> dapat DURIAN! murag mahutdan ug durian kung makakaon , an average of 6 big durains per day , kya nimo na! XA lang! i hate durian pa naman... wala ko kabalo unsa naa sa durian nganong gusto niya , after eating sige pa jud kiss , kasukahon na noon ko! hehehe

WHAT DO YOU DO MOST OFTEN WHEN YOU ARE BORED?
-> LIAR UI ! maghinambog na xa sa iyang blog ( adlawadlaw ) pajud! nga na BLOGGER of the month xa , as if makatabang sa peso vs dollar iyang pagka blogger of the month! hmmp

WHEN BATHING, WHICH DO YOU WASH FIRST?
-> as if nakaligo ka , nagahilam-os ra man gani ka ! joke ! hehehe xmpre HANDS JUD kay mag sign of the cross mana xa before maligo ! hehehe dba baby??? hehehe

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN AWAKE FOR 48 HOURS STRAIGHT?
-> workaholic gud , very loyal , commited sa ilang advocacy nga tooooooooooooot ... bwahahaha peace out

WHAT COLOR LOOKS BEST ON YOU?
-> ORANGe , as if naman 70% sa iyang Tshirt kulay orange! hehehehe

WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?
-> honest xa infainess!

DO YOU BELIEVE IN HEAVEN AND HELL AS A REAL PLACE THAT EACH OF US WILL GO TO AFTER DEATH?
->I don't even believe in god (lower case deliberate again). atik ui , actually according sa theo teacher namo , heaven and hell kay dili places kay basig daw abusohon sa mga taong oppurtunista ang thought ani! like dah! best in theo na ko ever!

DO YOU FIND THAT YOU HAVE MORE ONLINE FRIENDS THAN OFFLINE FRIENDS?
-> hmmmm. cedrick pa lang ui.

WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE SUBJECTS IN SCHOOL?
->algebra , statistic , calculus --> naman parang alam ang DERIVATIVES ( 1000 times corrected!!! ) pronounced as de-ray-va-tives , naman kelangan ba grammar sa equation! toink!



ARE YOU A PERFECTIONIST?
-> super!

DO YOU SPEND MORE THAN YOU CAN AFFORD?
-> mulang! murag daghan kwarta!

IS IT BETTER TO HAVE LOVED AND LOST THAT NEVER TO HAVE LOVED BEFORE?
-> no comment!

DO YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF CREATIVE?
-> mulang asa ka mangita ug style nga "FORMAL THEME" bwahahahaha

DO YOU GIVE YOURSELF THE CREDIT YOU DESERVE?
-> nakasala ko sa iya , sige na lang!

DO YOU DONATE TIME OR MONEY TO CHARITIES?
-> wala man gani ka kwarta!

HAVE YOU RECENTLY DONE SOMETHING YOURSELF THATT YOU'VE BEEN CRITIZED OTHERS FOR DOING?
-> lagi asa na kaha ang five times a day namo!


WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND RIGHT NOW?
-> ows kiss napud ko ana niya ... bwahahaha



Say one nice thing about the person who tagged you and the five people that you are going to tag:

jhed -> he is gay! naa bay lalaki nga blogger ? wala!

las tres estrellas -> ang naghatag ug award nga prouDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD kaau si DURIAN errr banana mura jud 100000000000000 jockpot ! hmmp kaya ko rin gawin yon!

garytarugo -> bai uyab nako ni! sumbagay ta!

tin -> da who????

utakgagu -> hu u???

bridget -> i repeat walang lalaki dito , bakla lang!

utakgago said...

Thanks, Bananas for the kind words. :) And I answered your tag. :D

yun. :D http://vindication.wordpress.com