Friday. The universe is in for a conspiracy today. For and against me. And I could only imagine what's next.

First, This morning ended the three-day more-R&R-than-an-annual-meeting in this highend Chames by the Sea Resort in the Island Garden City of Samal (pictures I will be posting next time). Next to Malipano Island, the Pearl Farm and Island Buenavista, Chames was highly recommended.

Second, even before I can put down my knapsack upon arriving home, our labandera warned us about the electricity disconnection notice--that anytime today, the fucking subscription will be discontinued for non-payment.

Housemate is out of town and I don't have spare money.

Third, I was named the Las Tres Estrellas Awardee for Best Commenter for September. The news is kind of a wow! I hate being speechless but I am now.

The sisters have this to say:

"Seriously, I love Bananas. S/He can write almost anything about everything. His thoughts are like flowers in Spring . Emerging from nowhere. He writes about pesticides today and about Big_dick23 wanting to eat his banana the next day. Who can think of blogging about the The Cogon grasses? How can you amalgamate Nestle Cream, Child Labor, Environmental destruction, Sweatshops, and Tweety De Leon in just one short blog entry? Si Bananas lang! Magaling talaga ang bruha na itets."

I am melting now. Melting while floating somewhere close to the universe conspiring for and against me. Melting and melting again.