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Michael and Harvey,

Dudes! Wow! You two are great and are close to being the greatest. Your friendship--that one--I am so jealous of it, man! Sup to both of now? Hope you guys are, you know, doing it well. I mean, doing well.

Weird how I felt like touching the self--and my honestly just comes out fluidly when I see two good looking young men, hot and with skin the color of milk--obviously happy with a friendship that's making a fabulous tour in the lifelane, gracefully flowing with Pops and Joey's Points of View.

And when you professed that you will always be beside each other "until the very end, wiping all your tears away, being your bestfriend I'll smile and feel the pain when you do, and if you cry a single tear, promise I will cry too...(sic)?" Boy, I felt my spunk ready to spew out of the schlong even without me touching it.

Can I join in the friendship? Sure, by that I mean I am ready now for a threesome.

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...and talking about genetically engineered stuff, I remember covering a demonstration staged by local members of the worldwide Food Not Bombs network where I spotted a placard emblazoned with a text in red that read: DEFY GENETICALLY MODIFIED ARROYO.

Well, from anti-GMO to anti-GMA.

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According to Greenpeace Southeast Asia, the following products, sold in the Philippines, are packed--as in packed--with genetically modified organisms or GMO.

1. Nestle Cerelac Wheat Infant Cereal with Milk
2. Hong Chi Foods Yung Ho Soybean Drink
3. Nestle Nesvita Natural Cereal Drink
4. Pokka Soya Bean Drink
5. Abbott Ensure Complete, Balanced Nurtition Vanilla Flavor
6. Kellogg's Chocos Chex
7. Pilmico-Mauri Farina Quick Cooking Hot Oil Wheat Cereal
8. Isomil Soy Infant Formula
9. Wyeth Nursoy Milk-Free formula for infants and children
10. Shoemart Bonus Vienna Franks
11. Swift Rica Protina Hordog
12. Swift Meat Loaf Embotido Style
13. Swift Cheesy Hotdogs
14. Holiday Corned Beef
15. Purefood Hormel Vienna Sausage
16. Purefood Chorizo Bilbao Style
17. Purefood Chicken Nuggets Classic with Honey Barbecue Sauce
18. Purefood Beefies Hotdog
19. Gusto Sausage
20. Purefoods Liver Spread
21. Campo Carne Chicken Vienna Sausage
22. Campo Carne Chinese Luncheon Meat
23. San Miguel Campo Carne Chicken Hotdog
24. San Miguel Campo Carne Moby Hotdog
25. Magnolia Chicken Chunks in Brine
26. Foodsphere CDO Corned Beef
27. JAKA Quality Foods Budget Franks
28. Quality Foods Big 'n Tastee Hotdogs
29. Argentina Corned Beef
30. Argentina Beef Loaf
31. CDO Carne Norte Pinoy Style Guisado
32. Foodmart Enterprise Kani Kizami Age Crab Cake
33. Nestle Maggi Cup Sarap Chicken Arroz Caldo
34. Zesto Corporation Quick Chow Instant Pancit Palabok
35. Doritos Smokey Red Barebecue
36. Universal Robina Jack 'n Jill Tortilllas smoky Barbecue Flavored Tortilla Chips
37. General Milling Granny Goose Kornets Natural Flavor
38. General Milling Granny Goose Tortillos
39. Granny Goose Tortillos Chili Flavor
40. Granny Goose Kornet Barbecue Flavor
41. Bocaditos Tortilla Chips Shaslik Flavor
42. Knorr Cream of Corn Soup
43. Knorr Crab and Corn Real Chinese Soup
44. Campbell's Condensed Soup Chicken with Rice
45. Prime Corn Starch
46. Food Fair Quality Cornstarch
47. Nestle Butterfinger


...now time to scour the food cabinet and the ref. Go!

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A woman, who looked more than a man to me, shrieked as if she's just had an orgasm after sleeping with Brad (or perhaps Angelina because she looked more than a man to me, told you).

I gave it to her --"her" because I want to be correct here--that not so often a commoner gets a chance to shake the hand of a smiling President who is embattled by the controversies and the deafening calls for her to resign--and still can afford to smile.

The scream of the woman, as she bragged about how she managed to point her camera-ed phone and shoot the president, was a stealer that even the smiling president, clad in sky-blue suit, had she not been too engrossed at giving out that signature smile and countless thank-yous, could have been irritated by it.

Honest, I saw the woman's esophagus. And irritated was one senior journalist who had to, amid the chaos, ask the woman "idol mo siya (you idolize her)?"

The woman,surprised by the question, for a split second, stopped. Recomposed the self and grinning but still exposing the tired esophagus, proudly said "syempre!"

She was very happy, sure, that the President shook her hand. But the President also shook several dozens of strangers' hands Wednesday afternoon and the President, I bet, would never ever remember one face in the crowd.

Honest, I am wondering whether the President, described by the members of the League of the Municipalities of the Philippines-Mindanao cluster as someone with "integrity and honest," could even remember the feel of a person's hand.

But that was not my problem Wednesday. I know something was wrong when I saw some journalists--those who do not mind dying just to be where the news is happening--at the lobby of the hotel when they were already supposed to be at the ballroom, waiting for the President to, well, give out the news.

My problem was whether or not the more or less 15 journalists who were stopped by the guards at the lobby (or those who were forced to leave the ballroom prior to the arrival of the President) of the hotel will be allowed to go up even without the the security pass.

But you know, I for one, already have a security pass numbered CN 070. I got hold of the pass, a Malacanang Media Pass signed by the head of the Philippine Information Agency (PIA) and accredited and cleared by Media Accreditation and Relations Office (MARO) of the Office of the Press Secretary, during the media briefing the day before the President arrived.

The security was really tight. And the the secretariat was not attending to the queries of the journalists who were stalled and were really, really getting anxious because the situation only meant one thing--we will be missing the statement of the President.

But we realized that we did not have to worry about whether we will be able to hear her announcements. One senior reporter said: "She needs us more that we need her."

With that, we proceeded to the bar and allowed coffee and a platter of French fries to simmer us down. Few minutes after, we went outside the hotel to only overhear a woman, apparently a servant of the MARO, telling a group of journalists that "I can allow you to get inside the hotel but not go up the ballroom."

Hell, what was she thinking? That she owns the hotel? That people cannot go inside the hotel without her facilitating it? That people cannot be in that hotel because the President was there getting the assurance of Mindanao mayors that she has their support, no matter what, in exchange for a fat annual internal revenue allotment? What?


That plus the frustration later pushed the journalists to tear the Malacanang issued Media pass.







PS.

Forgive my address of the President as the President when I could have used her name instead to avoid annoying repetitions. I have to be consistent with her recent assertion that "...ako pa rin ang pangulo."

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Omar's messages raced up with Mandy's; both of them begging me to even just once, be quick. You know, down here, I am quite notorious for my late arrivals to meetings and interviews. I am supposed to report to work at 9am but that's my wake-up time actually--meaning, my work time starts an hour before lunch time.

Texted Omar that I am already preparing to leave the office. It was just past 6pm, three hours before my self-imposed off. But truth was, I wasn't. Truth was, I was still stuck in my office. Truth was, I was not moving at all--just staring at the screen of my computer. Truth was, I was felled by this unknown feeling of shit. You know, it was really strange--I was just watching videos of my dear, dear Jason Mraz and suddenly I felt this familiar and nasty pang of gloom thickening in my chest.

So like today when I clicked the play button of this video.