Michael and Harvey,

Dudes! Wow! You two are great and are close to being the greatest. Your friendship--that one--I am so jealous of it, man! Sup to both of now? Hope you guys are, you know, doing it well. I mean, doing well.

Weird how I felt like touching the self--and my honestly just comes out fluidly when I see two good looking young men, hot and with skin the color of milk--obviously happy with a friendship that's making a fabulous tour in the lifelane, gracefully flowing with Pops and Joey's Points of View.

And when you professed that you will always be beside each other "until the very end, wiping all your tears away, being your bestfriend I'll smile and feel the pain when you do, and if you cry a single tear, promise I will cry too...(sic)?" Boy, I felt my spunk ready to spew out of the schlong even without me touching it.

Can I join in the friendship? Sure, by that I mean I am ready now for a threesome.