my mom is iti...it-serou

Meet ate Emerald. Nakatabi ko sya sa isang internet café sa Cagayan de Oro. Wala akong nagawang trabaho kasi nag-eavesdrop ako. Kausap ni ate ang kanyang boyfriend na Egyptian. Sinilip ko sya…gwapo ang porener. Sa aking pagsilip, don ko rin nalaman na Emerald ang name ni ate. Si ate Emerald ay medyo malusog. Naka-lacy blouse ito na shining-shimmering-splendid ang arrive. Plum ang color. Ng damit, hindi ni ate Emerald kasi may "P" sa dulo ang kung si ate na ang idi-describe natin. Si Ate Emeral ay pimply. Hon ang tawag nya sa kanyang kausap. Base sa mga narinig ko, may anak na si Ate. Babae rin. Nakakaloka ang tawa ni ate. Lol daw. As in lol. Hindi el-Ow-el ha. Talagang lol. Pero mapapansin nyo sa baba, may tawa syang hahahahaa…siguro napagod kaya sat wing tatawa sya, pagkatapos non, lol na.

lol...

Ate Emerald:

really? are you tired? ok. you have to stretch your body. make an exercise...ok. my motorbike...and i have, we have..den we go to da betch. and we do picnic. you know picnic honey? yeahhhh...very mats. yeahhhh...yes.

and she is beri talented. she dans. and she is more seksi than her mom

PAUSE

hello? u her me hon?
hellow?
hellow?

PAUSE

etch chokey...etch chokey hon

we love to go to the betch...yeahhh...im a good swemer. yeah. yes. i tetch u. i know how to dayb. you know how to dayb? daybing? ahhh..you want to know how to dayb? daybing? you want to know...yes...i will be the one tetch u...ok?

ok...

yeshhh
see u...
i...yes...picture plant.

PAUSE

my work?
my work is beri simpol. you know what is ker giber? no... yes

PAUSE

in da ospetal...
you know what is ospetal? yesh...dats et.yeah...

PAUSE

yes...

PAUSE

my mom is very old now...
she is iti year old...
iti...
it-serou--iti
hahahha...
yes
hahahahahha...

PAUSE

(Fixes self. Chatmate went somewhere…)
YM CALL----TOLOLOLOLOT...TOLOLOLOLOTTTT....


hello...
hello
hon?
her meh?
u see me hon?
honi...
ispik to mi
yesh
why are u not speak?
u are sad?
about wat?

PAUSE

second ger?
second keyd?
ahhhh
about my second children

COMMENT KO: potaH...second children?

PAUSE

ahhh

like a child, she's...always--mom, mom...
i can si dis? she is so very--tsk! sge's an honor styodent in her school
i dont know what i tell u. jas ask me

my mom?
no! hahahahaha...no. she's biri old now.
hellow?

COMMENT KO: potah! gad!!! *ano ba itong ginagawa ko?

i will not allow my dooter to have a boypren...she is study first

COMMENT KO: DOOTER?

hello?

PAUSE

i cant...
i can...
oki...

hellow?
oki

COMMENT KO: ito ang statement na pamatay

no wan kan tik u pram mi!
again? pardon?

COMMENT KO: on again and pardon----*totyal


i layk you...i lay u so much. i love u so much...dats it
ok...say something. say it
it chokey
ets my plesyor
it chokey hon
yes
hahhahaha...no
jas imadyin...
ur not tatsing me...lol
...why?

COMMENT KO: apparently, nagsesex na sila

Ohhh...lol
what you do?

why? okiiii...

PAUSE

who's that young lady? hon? is she ur beybi?
is he your beybi * naging lalaki bigla
really? ur not lying? hones? yeahhhh...
u got a nice beybi
HE IS A BOY?

yes
...i lesen (listen)
Lol…
Lol…


You have sno (w) in idyip?
You have sno (w)?
Yes…
Lol..




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Hay napagod na ako. Nagwork na lang ako no. Respetuhin na ang mga naghahanap buhay.

7 comments:

maki said...

chismosa ka talaga. hahaha.

vanvan said...

kaagi pod ko ani nga experience bah..la noon ko kaview sa messages but kita ko sa laki thru webcam..arabu and there were naughty gestures jud..

i hope ur doing good in cdo..my friend said lajud siya kita ug sun sa unom ka adlaw...

hehehe..

Omar said...

hahahaha! aylavet!!!

me said...

LOL to the nth level ito yot. Thanks for making me laugh today...

peace & light!

Mac Callister said...

makinig ba daw ng usapan ng iba haha malamng kung ako andun e puro eyeball rotation ang mangyayari sa mata ko hehe

Ate Sienna said...

i lab et!!!!!

adixavix said...

And while all these happened, Jepoi was feeding the lines to me via satellite. :))