Correct. I forgot to mention that Nico was also caught red-faced when Kimberly, in his unusual-at-age-three bluntness, criticized the “misplaced” feet on top of the table. Truth is no one understood what the kiddo said except Julie.

Julie asked the kiddo to say sorry, to which he silently obliged. Kimberly even kissed Nico on the cheek while whispering how sorry he was for being, well…yeah, tactless.

So Nico had to ask Julie what was the sorry all about. Like, what was it for. And it was only then that the bureau chief—Julie's boss (with stress)—realized the gravity of the statement and went red face. That it wasn't just a criticism but also an insult. In his comment, Nico said:

“and you forgot dear na sinabihan nya ako na bakit daw nakapatong ang paa ko sa mesa e mabaho naman daw! pasalamat sya at bata sya! kundi nailibing ko sya ng buhay!

”in fairness, he's gonna grow up a fairy. “

Last night Julie told me that she had a “quarrel” with Kimberly. She said:

“Away kami kanina. As in cold war. Imagine mo ba naman…yong mga dolls niya bi-nucher niya because he wanted the Chubby Thalia to have the legs of Barbie. Hay! Body of Dark Christine na may head ni Polkie na three strands lang ang hair…”

I texted Nico about it who said:

“Magiging platic surgeon ang bata.”

Julie was imagining something different, though.

“Mali si Nico. Baklang matador si Kenneth. Nagalit ako kasi tinarayan ako na toys lang naman daw yong mga yon. I told him na pera ang ginamit para bilhin yong mga toys na yon. Sabihin ba naman sa akin na ibenta ko lang daw uli…at magiging masaya daw ba ako pag naibenta ko ang toys nya!”

Billycoy said Kimberly should start reading Dan Brown and Tom Clancy. Nico disagreed with the suggestion and instead offered Harold Robbins and the Anonymous series I, He, She, and Them.

“And also lessons on good manners and right conduct. Baka lumaking balahura ang bata.”

With Julie, in whom I trust, around? I doubt.

8 comments:

Julie said...

I like to share sana some of his shots at Chemas beach, kaya lang I donot know how to send it to you. I remember pala when he was two years he showed certain intelligence which I dont have. I left him to the care of my yaya the whole day, i left them watching the national geographic channel coz he was so thrilled watching animals and he could name a few like cheetah that i earlier insist as tiger. pagdating ko sabi niya, "mama alam mo ba yung bolution?"
what? bolution? yung lotion?
No mama, wrong ka, bolution ba, ano ka man!
Eh ano nga?
Kenneth tuned in on the channel where the program is running about the man and ape and brought his chimp stuff and said...
"yan o bolution, monkey nagiging tao, ano ka man..."
Aah... Evolution pala, sorry anak, high-school ko na napag-aralan yan.
Eh ano ibig sabihin ng high school?
Eh yung pag tapos ka na ng elementary.
Eh ano naman elementary, tao ba ang mga iyan?
Hindi anak, baitang yan sa pag-study, tulad mo malapit ka na mag kinder, tapos elementary tapos high school tapos college tapos...
Tapos mama, babae na ako?

Hay tundan na banana, kung kasama mo ito araw-araw maloloka ka, kanina sinabihan niya tito bobong niya kung me captain barbell, me captain badbreath at ikaw yun tito bobong kasi hindi ka nagtotoothbrush sa morning.
Sinagot siya ng tito niya, pareho lang tayo ang he replied, "bayaan nyo na ako kasi bata pa ako."
Right now he is singing outside the greenday's "wake me up when september ends," hanggang chorus lang alam nya.
Madam tundan, kulang ang space sa mga encounter ko dito. Share you more!!!

tin-tin said...

teka! tatawa muna ako sa comment ni julie. hahahaha. ngayon ba hindi sya pwede magig babae? gusto nya talaga maging babae?

sana nga may pictures para masaya and malagyan na namin ng mukha pag nabaabsa namin sya :)

denib josette said...

natawa naman ako kay kenneth err kimberly pala. haha. kabata bata ay babaeng babae na! sus.!

Jerome aka Bridget Jones said...

sinabi na kasing wag palapitin sa bakla ang bata. ayan tuloy. baka maka-bisita yan sa blogspot ng las tres estrellas, wala na. are you sure hindi pa rumarampa sa BED o GOVERNMENT ang bata? chos. hahahaha!

utakgago said...

tama si tin-tin. nakakatuwa yung bata eh, though aminado ako na pikunin ako talaga sa bata.

plastic surgeon ha! astiiig. bulatlatera ang bata.

(tama si billycoy sa comment nya, hehe)

dumaan!! http://vindication.wordpress.com

Jhed said...

Wahahahahaha!

I don't normally read comments, pero na-intriga talaga ako sa comment ni Julie. Haha! Tama si Tin, nakakatawa.

“Magiging platic surgeon ang bata.”

Haha. Classic.

"Baklang matador si Kenneth."

BWAHAHAHAHA. LEGEND! Nyahahaha!

Nice one. More more!

By the way, I already answered your question that you posted in my blog. Thanks! :P

Billycoy said...

Wow mentioned ako sa blog mo. Exposure na naman, hehe.

Pero star dito si Kimberly, suggested TV show, Nip/Tuck. Suggested movie Texas Chainsaw o kaya Saw! hahaha

Redjeulle said...

ang saya siguro pag anak mo si kimberly noh? parang christmas everyday, you never know what you'r gonna get... :-)