Unless Bakla Sya

May peyborit councilors ang media ngayon dito sa Davao. Bawat Tuesday, bantay-sarado sila sa mga peyborit na ito. Ang dami kasing pwedeng makuha sa kanilang mga sinasabi. Ang problema lang ay walang maiuuwing story ang isang journalist kung itong councilors na ito lamang ang kanilang tututukan.

Well, meron naman kung ang mga sumusunod ang gustong story ng kanilang editor:


1. I am deliver privilege speech tomorrow...
2. ...to each one another
3. for more inquarries...
4. when you open the pusit, the water is milky your honor...

or, lalaban ka ba sa:

5. As of to date...

and when he was asked by the presiding officer for clarifications, nagtaray ito ang nagwikang:

6. Whatever your honor...whatever!

Dati, as in sobrang dati pa, sabi ng the same councilor na nag-deliver ng speech tungkol sa mga sirang tables and chairs sa city council:

7. ...the chairs and tables here are amputated, your honor.


Yong iba, sa susunod na naman. Ay oo, may the best na quote talaga after ng Valentine's day--Si House Speaker Prospero Nograles kasi ay binati ng Happy Valentine's si Mayor Rodrigo Duterte. Eh, diba nga? Di naman maganda ang kanilang relasyon? Kaya ang sagot ni Digong ay:

"Valentine's is a very incongrous event. It is only for lovers. Unless Bakla sya...but we are not lovers!"

11 comments:

Maki said...

There's a thin line between love and hatred. Oo nga naman, unless bakla sya.

Anonymous said...

hahaha

ambakla mo!

- jericho -

me said...

pass the tissue please.. ni-nosebleed ako :)

rainisrian said...

basig naa siyay iyahang distinct language. hehe.

bananas said...

maki, yes...unless bakla sya.


aaron, gaga ka. kala mo naman...

me, sa tuesday again. watch out na naman kami. hehehe..

rainisrian, uy! sakto sab ka. basi pud naa gyud syay iyang kaugalingong language. only that perte iyang language ah. perte as in 20 plus 20 ekwals perte

vanvan said...

ahihihi...panahon na siguro para makialam ako sa politics..dami palang quotables quotes galing sa kanila..

whew!!

Athens said...

hahaha i love digong

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Kiks said...

whatever, your honorable mention!

rainisrian said...

waaaahh. wala jud ka naga pahibalo bah! nakit-an na diay ko nimo? hmmmmm... kinsa kaya ka. laina ui! hahahaha.

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