Hail, Holy Jos Smith



In highschool, when I was still madly in love with a girl--a madness that dragged on for seven years until I had my longest serious relationship with gorgeous and intelligent Ay.Ar--I never thought of Hitler as somebody incendiary. Sure, that's OA. Fine. Hot.

Hitler, my classmate since first year, loved to spruce up himself and his spic-and-span look stole the attention of the girls---away from his pimples. He mattered in school as his sisters did. They mattered in our town. His family name cannot not matter.

Last time I heard of him was last year. A friend told me that our Hitler already married his girlfriend. He came into my mind after I found from somewhere a list of young hot men who exactly reminded me of Hitler. Not because he was hot because I never thought of him as someone hot ever anyway, but because he was, and I guess he still is, a Man on a Mission.

Looking at the photos, I could only gasp and whisper: "Hail, Holy, Joseph Smith!"




6 comments:

bobongatenista said...

Cody is hotter.....

sheetttt.....

mak-barlo nga tonight....

ddcated to?... hahahaha

MANDAYA MOORE: Ang bayot sa bukid said...

sila ang tinatawag na elders.

ako ang kanilang eldest

jericho said...

makapagpa-convert kaya. chos! pang-Latter Days talaga!

Gibo said...

holy mother of god.

i need to convert.

Kiks said...

watch out for their silk underwears.

so enticing you could eat it like fruit of the loom

and see the fruit looming!

Mick said...

What? The Mormons do these stuff?