Last night, before midnight, Manilyn went screaming at the door. Sure I am exaggerating. Not screaming but Manilyn is always sort of screaming everytime he arrives to get the apartment rental fee.

Well, for me, Manilyn is screaming. I always hate the sight of Manilyn. We call him Manilyn for Maningil.

Yon yon.

Last night, Manilyn arrived with two Lilibeths in tow. Housemate had a sweet time, or rather a grand coital experience, with one of the Lilibeths. They were no goodlooking Lilibeths but housemate said, the size counted.

One of the Lilibeths made a pass on me. Athan was watching television and thank heavens, the tube was blaring he failed to hear the exchanges.

Lilibeth 1: Ang sexy mo naman.
Bananas: Ha? Sinong pipirma nito?
Lilibeth 2: Ako na.
Bananas: Pababain mo nga yang boss mo.
Lilibeth 2: nagba-backing ng car. Kami na nga pipirma.
Lilibeth 2: Magkano ba yan?
Lilibeth 1: Ang sexy mo talaga. Pahawak naman ng kamay.
Bananas: Bweset tong mga ito. Six thousand ito.
Lilibeth 1: Pahawak ng kamay.
Bananas: Anong isusulat ko dito?
(Lilibeth 1 sinabi ang pangalan)
Bananas: Pirma na. Six thousand yan ha. Bilangan mo. (aabot ang money kay Lilibeth 1)
(Lilibeth 1 hahawakan ang kamay ng Bananas)
Lilibeth 2: Ako din, pahawak.
(Bananas papasok na sa loob ng house. Athan nakaharap sa TV)
Athan: Ang ingay nyo.
Bananas: Letche! Ang papangit nila. (Deretcho na sa room)

Inside the room I recalled one of the Lilibeths telling me: Kung wala kang kasama dito, sabihan mo kami.

But the two Lilibeths looked really familiar. Later I realized that they looked like gargoyles.

Scary.

14 comments:

Freedom Is Being Alone said...

Why Lilibeths?

MANDAYA MOORE: Ang bayot sa bukid said...

as if. nakalimutan mo yata na minsan ay kumain ka rin ng tahong.

tse!

bananas said...

@freedom: Lilibeth for lili. lili for alili. Alili for alila.

thanks for dropping by. link kita freedom.

@mandaya: yot uy...mga keks ni sila na hastang--well, di ma-drawing ang wongs. pero ingon si jim meme daw ang usa nila kay footlong ang event.

MANDAYA MOORE: Ang bayot sa bukid said...

kunin ang contact numbers. ipadala dito sa bukid ko. kailangan ko ng slaves.

abssss said...

hahaha. saved by the TV. Patok ka pala.

Ekra Tan said...

Ang mga Lilibeth na iyan. Pasalamat ka banana at pinupuri ka nila. Tuwad!

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christian said...

grabe, i can't help but to laugh! talagang hinawak pa nila ang kamay mo ha?!

thanks for making me rolling on the floor, laughing!

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kendi said...

ehehehe. bananas jud uy. hehe.

do visit my blog po... got a new post. :)

kendi said...

funny, the name lilibeth reminds me of the psychiatric patient we had @ vsmmc. hehehe.

nwei, as a reply on you comment @ my blog: wehehe... yah. i'll tell him. wafu baya xa. as in. i had a crush on him sa una. hehehe. you can check his fotos sa multiply account ko.
(http://catchmeafirefly.multiply.com/photos/photo/2/9). he's the guy in white. :)

baluticious said...

yot, agi lang ko.
nice ang new look sa imong site. :-)

tin-tin said...

hahaha. ang pangit nga!

migs, the manila gay guy said...

lilibeth kung lilibeth!

at least bumenta ang byuti mo!