Last night, before midnight, Manilyn went screaming at the door. Sure I am exaggerating. Not screaming but Manilyn is always sort of screaming everytime he arrives to get the apartment rental fee.

Well, for me, Manilyn is screaming. I always hate the sight of Manilyn. We call him Manilyn for Maningil.

Yon yon.

Last night, Manilyn arrived with two Lilibeths in tow. Housemate had a sweet time, or rather a grand coital experience, with one of the Lilibeths. They were no goodlooking Lilibeths but housemate said, the size counted.

One of the Lilibeths made a pass on me. Athan was watching television and thank heavens, the tube was blaring he failed to hear the exchanges.

Lilibeth 1: Ang sexy mo naman.
Bananas: Ha? Sinong pipirma nito?
Lilibeth 2: Ako na.
Bananas: Pababain mo nga yang boss mo.
Lilibeth 2: nagba-backing ng car. Kami na nga pipirma.
Lilibeth 2: Magkano ba yan?
Lilibeth 1: Ang sexy mo talaga. Pahawak naman ng kamay.
Bananas: Bweset tong mga ito. Six thousand ito.
Lilibeth 1: Pahawak ng kamay.
Bananas: Anong isusulat ko dito?
(Lilibeth 1 sinabi ang pangalan)
Bananas: Pirma na. Six thousand yan ha. Bilangan mo. (aabot ang money kay Lilibeth 1)
(Lilibeth 1 hahawakan ang kamay ng Bananas)
Lilibeth 2: Ako din, pahawak.
(Bananas papasok na sa loob ng house. Athan nakaharap sa TV)
Athan: Ang ingay nyo.
Bananas: Letche! Ang papangit nila. (Deretcho na sa room)

Inside the room I recalled one of the Lilibeths telling me: Kung wala kang kasama dito, sabihan mo kami.

But the two Lilibeths looked really familiar. Later I realized that they looked like gargoyles.

Scary.