Let's talk about poison.

A guy was sitting at the bar looking at his drink when suddenly a big bully walks in and drinks his drink in one high shot.

The poor guy starts crying.

Bully: Hey bro. I am sorry. I will just buy you a drink.

Guy (In tears): First I got fired for being late to work. Then I go to my car and it's carnapped. I forgot my cellphone and my wallet in the taxi. I got home and found my wife kissing the gardener. And now, I put poison in my drink and you drank it? It's just not my day!